December 2011
thingsthatturnyouon:
Everyone, please DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE TONIGHT! From 6 p.m. till 6 a.m. on New years Eve/Day, AAA will take your drunk ass and your car home FOR FREE, whether you’re a member or not. Reblog this, let others know. 800-222-4357. Us here at thingsthatturnyouon wish you a happy new years eve and a good transition into the new year. better safe than sorry!
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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Hunger Games 30 day challenge: Day 10
Peeta or Gale:
… Really? I mean come on- G A L E
Its the G to the A to the L to the E :)
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